A REAL unicorn!

I wish I had unicorn beef and it would atract a REAL unicorn! And one day I would put some of it outside and a real unicorn came and ate it all and fell asleep. And the next day I would wake up and see it sleeping on my front porch! And I tiptoed outside and it woke up and I kept her and named her Una. But that would never happen and unicorn beef isin't food for unicorns.